Here's a fun idea I got from my friend Tam. I'm bored at the moment, so here goes:


Do a Google search by typing in your first name and "cannot" to see what you come up with. Here's what I got:

Cami cannot perform miracles (despite what my kids think)

Cami cannot wait to have some sun back in my life! (so true!)

Cami cannot be used without the Mac Pro RAID card (huh?)

Cami cannot attend each meeting (nope, I hate meetings)

Cami cannot legitimately prevent your designs from being re-sold either. (Sorry)

We regret that this Cami cannot be shipped to PO Boxes (no way I would fit in a P.O. box anyway)